We had a serious holodeck malfunkshun las night. Cadet Acting Ensign Shai was wounded, but the bravery and hard work of Cadet Acting Ensigns Rusty and River and our fearless Lt Cmdr Master Tabby-wan keep him safe until the rest of the crew could get to dem.
We doan fink it was jus a axident. Cadet Acting Ensign Afeena finx Meowington iz responsible, and it shur has his teefmarks all ober it! Lt Susie foun a weird subroutine in MTW’s holodeck program dat pointed to Rodin, an dat cud be troo too. Or it cud be a red herring! Or it cud be Meowington AND Rodin!
Ensign Spot and Dr Simba foun sum anamullies in da doc’s scanner … dis is all purty skeery and I luk forward to da return of Lt Gretchen so sekurity can do a full check of stuff!
Spot, Simba, Afeena, Susie, Boris an Captain Kona did a grate job on da reskyoo and Shai is healing nicely. But I vurry wurreed ….