Captain’s Log – Stardate 11408.30

A few of us kittens and pups have noticed we’ve lost our zoomies! We all thought maybe it’s because we’ve aged…but then we saw a kitten with no zoom. There’s a force behind this debauchery, and we will find it and destroy it – a kitteh needs its zoomies! Computer Majel has pin pointed planet Zargon as the source. We’re on our way to end this madness.

Hopefully @Meowington isn’t behind all this….